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Sunday, March 23, 2008
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Florida???!!
Believe it or not, this is Florida. The picture was taken at XXXXXXXXXX State Park. The reason I censored the name is because I don't want any of my psycho readers stalking me and trying to pop a cap in my ass. Besides, if you did show up at XXXXXXXXXX State Park, my park ranger friends would make sure nobody found your presumptuous corpse.
P.S. Look in the palmetto!!
Sunday, April 30, 2006
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Sunday, April 16, 2006
About Florida
Florida is located at the Southeast corner of the continental United States. Many of my non-Florida readers may know it as "The Swampy Sate." However, Florida is not entirely swampy. Nonetheless, I am posting the above picture to cater to the preconceived notions of my readers. This creature is called an Alligator. Despite the fact that Alligators appear to be cute and playful, they have been known to bite if teased or otherwise provoked. Not to worry, though, because they are not poisonous.